#Who knoooooows!

[jellyfisharcanist]

ONE 17 deleted scene (OG Post by @seven-oh-four and additional tag by @dot-png ! I liked this way too much not to draw. Really hoping nobody beat me to it because then I will have some apologizing to do)

[sharpbutsoft]

*contemplating my own take on an extremely overdone fandom trope* everyone loves two cakes, everyone wants two cakes, everyone loves two cakes

[jinjeriffic]

Funny DcxDp idea

Okay, remember how Princess Dorothea hosted a beauty pageant to find Aragon a wife? What if some enterprising ghost lady looks at the Gotham's Most Eligible Bachelor poll results and promptly absconds with one of the Batboys. Cue Danny having to go on a rescue mission.

Danny: If I had a nickel for every time I had to rescue someone from ghostly matrimony I'd have two nickels. It's not much, but it's weird that this happened twice.

[wonderful-bellies]

Just a lil sketchy, I wanted to practice some more dynamic belly poses and I've always loved the thought of preds lifting their own tum. Firmly Grasp It.

[keeps-ache]

so bad news, the local god may be part machine. good news, that means this dogma just got a lot more customizable

[masterhandss]

I'm not good at imitating the enstars style but even if its bad i'll make it for anzu anyways because h*ppyele will never give me what i deserve. the way I ran to make the graduation cards bc the story is so trik5tarcore and she deserves it so much. also the april fools stuff :)) (don't kill me for the anzu cards let me have my win) (from twitter)

[fisheito]

i swear i've played a game like that

[lilirot]

Tongue and Ear*? headcanons (+ trying to draw the boys w/o reference) Anyone, asides from Mammon, on here has a normal tongue. I forgot to include mammon and I closed the canvas so rip him (he has a gold tongue.) Barbatos: Black, Mid-Forked, Short (Human-length), Glows Blue in the Dark/on command Diavolo: Black, Tip Forked, Long ,has barbs/bumps on it. Levi: Purple, Forked, Long Satan: Green, Short, Beel: Normal Color, Extremely Long, Prehensile, Sticky and Slimy, Perfect for getting anything that's stuck in jars. Belphie: Spotted but normal, Long, Somewhat Prehensile. Maybe the other bros will get weird tongue (doubt) and idk about Mephisto rn maybe when we see his demon form.

[boxwinebaddie]

heeeeello party people!~ super bacteria uncle nina here using my silly tumblr to cope again ( my culture came back and it was...suuuuper fucking bad! like i knew it would be, lol! awesome! <3 thanks, god! )

but we're not thinking about, what were gonna think about is the time that ravenstan got a little Too tipsy topsy turvy on jerseyky boxwine,

( it's the cab sav one, fyi. i can't drink on all these Fucknut Antibiotics - they prescribed me the wrong one and i took it, if you can believe it; i luv doctors - can y'all believe i did this shit Sober? unREAL, brohs! )

and was on tiktok live, the dawn spawns of the world convinced him to do the 'White Boy Of The Month' filter bc he's too impressionable and what can i say;

The Man LOVES White Boys. ;) xxx

( helpsksdj )

so, he started doing it and was like 'nooooo, is /KYLE/ on this one?!?! You're Joking.' ( everyone said 'JK <3' because they all think they're jimmy valmer stand-up sit-down comedians, smh...but no, naught joking, Actually JK bc in my ncau-niverse, cd and the blondies gang are celebrities, so naturally they’re on A Lot of social filters )

so he was GOING to save The No.1 slot...for the no.1 slut ( if you will, ) my ginger gringo king, ceo of dark academic debauchery and bottom feeding ;), new jay's finest - literally - kyley b matthew broflovski; <33 ( buuuut! he's a reformed manhoe; so watchya mowtH! )

buuuuut x2 ( and i'd say it's a big butt, but it's not, it's ravenstan, so it's flatter than the sidewalk; luh you flat stanley ) Gaydhd Won Again and tipsy ravenstan got distracted by all the FINE ASS WHITE MEN and started getting philosophical about it ( that man put a lil too much #thot into those placings; he was born for it, soz )

had about two spots left ( the top and bottom spots; i am laughing ) figured that there was almost 'No Chance!' he would get jersey...

PUT /MATTHEW! GRAY! GUBLER!/ AT ONE ( Immaculate Taste, btw! he also put jacob elordi at number two because he is a fucking genius and that...really tells you Everything you need to know about my stan. like tall, could probably be a runway model, intellectual, kind of a jackass, stays fitted, accent or eccentric manner of speaking...yeah )

-- BUT HE WANTED TO BE CLEAR, HE HAD TO SPECIFY THAT HE WAS SPECIFICALLY REFERRING TO /DR. SPENCER REID/ OF CRIMINAL MINDS. WHEN I TELL YOU HE HAS NO IDEA WHO MGG IS BUT HE HAS SEEN EVERY EPISODE OF CRIMINAL MINDS SEVERAL TIMES. IT’S LIKE...HIS /FAVORITE/ FKN SHOW. AND HE DOES HAVE A FAT CRUSH ON REID. YES, I DOES TRACK; I KNOW. )

and RIGHT when he was rolling for the very last spot ranking on the filter ( that's the BOTTOM, i repeat, THE B/O/T/T/O/M of the tierlist )

...hE GOT KYLE

FUCKING

BROFLOVSKI

and had to place him at /TEN/.

-- riiiiiiight as Kyle /FUCKING/ Broflovski came out of the kitchen in the dorky ass star of david apron that sheila got him for hannukah, with his hair up and everything, holding a fork so stan could taste...

...T-THE PASTA HE JUST MADE HIM FOR DINNER BECAUSE HE'S A SWEET BEAUTIFUL /ANGEL/....and i'm talking The Very First Bite Of EXTREMELY DELICIOUS KYLE Pasta that he put ZUCCHINI IN JUST FOR STAN BECAUSE HE IS ( what? ) AN ANGEL!! FROM hEAVEN!!!!! AND THE WHITE BOY OF THE /YEAR/: TAKE YA JERSEY SLANDER SOMEWHERE ELSE: HE'S MY WHITE BUOY UVF FOREVA!

...proceeded to Blow On It ;-;, s-so stan wouldn't burn his mouth... ( bc rav always gets too excited and burns his mouth; nooo :c </3 ) and asked him why his phone was blowing up w/ people tagging him in thirst traps of 'That Supa Nerdy Guy From That One Crime Show' and asking him if stan tweeted something about him cooking bc people keep telling him that he's 'Cooked'. SHKDLDHLKS HEEELP.

And....

*rawr xd home mid/hschooled ravenstan vc*

Scene. <3

[peachdues]

reader: it doesn’t matter if i have severe organ damage and internal bleeding after taking your massive wolf dick

sanemi and literally everyone: i question your sanity more and more everyday.

Reader:

she’s like “and I’ll do it again!!!”

[londonfoginacup]

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[bnbc]

Meet Daitō and Shōtō :3

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[p0rk-guts]

No fun around here ❕

[20genderchild]

kept them apart in. a different way. whoops

[b-blushes]

i am feeling very apprehensive about it due to feeling Not Well (chronic illness style) BUT tomorrow i'm gonna pump up the tyres on my bike and do 5 very gentle non-out-of-breath-making minutes on my turbo trainer inside.... that is not even 2 songs' length i can totally do that and there is no need to be so so scared! If i can do it, then huge yippee and i can work on trying to hit a once a week routine, in which i can gradually increase the duration and intensity over time, and if i CANNOT. well then i know that i am not doing good which is also useful info to have and to tell my dr when i go soon (: I CAN DO IT!!!

[anticidic]

I feel like I blinked and it's already been a week since I updated any of my fics

don't think an update will happen today still doing the raiding thing

maybe tomorrow, friends